yvngoku:

Clapping for the Wrong Reasons (2013)

yvngoku:

Clapping for the Wrong Reasons (2013)

(via kenyanmade)

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2 days ago

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

(Source: rrraquelle, via bitchiethoughts)

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2 days ago

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

(via bitchiethoughts)

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2 days ago
sixpathsofbased:

hentaidaddy666:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. FUCK THAT NASTY ASS WATER AND HUFF SOCKS

My favorite picture on this site lmao

sixpathsofbased:

hentaidaddy666:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. FUCK THAT NASTY ASS WATER AND HUFF SOCKS

My favorite picture on this site lmao

(Source: mryungpolo, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

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Posted
2 days ago
inconveniencewhitepeople:

some kid slapped together a top-10 anime video in windows movie maker and it just sat around on youtube until arriving at its karmic destiny of upsetting kanye west

inconveniencewhitepeople:

some kid slapped together a top-10 anime video in windows movie maker and it just sat around on youtube until arriving at its karmic destiny of upsetting kanye west

(Source: nowebdeeplove, via jediw0lf)

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2 days ago
lovekearkear:

based-shenron:

Never forget

What the actual fuck is Fox news?

lovekearkear:

based-shenron:

Never forget

What the actual fuck is Fox news?

(Source: funnyandhilarious, via lilllard)

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Posted
2 days ago

“What I didn’t realize, back when I was this twenty-five-year-old pinup for geeks in that me myself and iconic metal bikini, was that I had signed an invisible contract to stay looking the exact same way for the next thirty to forty years. Well, clearly I’ve broken that contract. Partly because, in an effort to keep up my disguise as a human being, I had a child at some point. And then, in an effort to stay sane for said child, I took pounds and pounds of medications that have the dual effect of causing water retention (think ocean, not lake) while also creating a craving for salad—chocolate salad. So yes, in answer to your unexpressed question, sanity does turn out to come at a heavy price.”

What I didn’t realize, back when I was this twenty-five-year-old pinup for geeks in that me myself and iconic metal bikini, was that I had signed an invisible contract to stay looking the exact same way for the next thirty to forty years. Well, clearly I’ve broken that contract. Partly because, in an effort to keep up my disguise as a human being, I had a child at some point. And then, in an effort to stay sane for said child, I took pounds and pounds of medications that have the dual effect of causing water retention (think ocean, not lake) while also creating a craving for saladchocolate salad. So yes, in answer to your unexpressed question, sanity does turn out to come at a heavy price.

(Source: leias)

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Posted
6 days ago

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

(via leftnipple)

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6 days ago